Anakin Skywalker (
sith_happened) wrote in
fandomhigh2020-10-06 10:46 pm
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School Assembly, Wednesday, October 7, 2020
"Today is the last assembly before the Fall Break," Anakin announced, climbing up onto the stage, notecard in hand, "and it's another guest speaker to explore songs and storytelling, so this should go well."
Read the rest of the card, Anakin.
"Right. Everyone welcome Sea Hawk, here to regale us with--" Anakin squinted at the card, "--Song and Adventure: aka That time I rescued everyone by SEDUCING KRAMPUS."
Anakin's eyes went wide. "I knew he looked familiar."
And with that he swiftly left the podium, probably to find a strong drink in a student-friendly cup.
Read the rest of the card, Anakin.
"Right. Everyone welcome Sea Hawk, here to regale us with--" Anakin squinted at the card, "--Song and Adventure: aka That time I rescued everyone by SEDUCING KRAMPUS."
Anakin's eyes went wide. "I knew he looked familiar."
And with that he swiftly left the podium, probably to find a strong drink in a student-friendly cup.

Re: SEDUCE KRAMPUS
Again, Sea Hawk, you could totally have predicted this.