Captain Shunsui Kyōraku (
sake_shinigami) wrote in
fandomhigh2020-10-01 06:44 am
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Buttkicking for Goodness; Thursday, Second Period [10/01].
Minsc was running just a little bit late for his class that morning, mostly on account of the fact that it was not at all Minsc running late for his class, but rather Shunsui thinking he was Minsc after a bit of an unexpected run-in with a gremlin in the apartment. So that certainly answered the question of whether or not gremlin venom actually could have an affect on a gigai.
And not only were Minsc and Boo (who looked suspiciously like a potted bonsai tucked carefully under his arm) late, but he was having an incredibly difficult time getting the Danger Shop to do what he wanted it to do once he got there (conveniently, class was already planned for that location, but the program Minsc thought he had prepared was a little tricky to find, but, after a little bit of murmuring under his breath and talking to the "giant miniature space hamster" he had with him, he'd finally managed to find something manageable and they class would find themselves in a nice wooded forest...beset with bandits.
"Ah-ha!" Minsc pronounced boldly, grinning widely and with a truly unplaceable accent. "At last! We are ready for buttkicking....for goodness! As you know, this class has been spending a great deal of time and energy building up to moments like this, when the squeaky wheel get the kick, and we demolish our enemies in the pursuit of violence and victory for the good guys! And the good guys? That is us! The bad guys? That is them! So go forth, my little buttkickers, and kick butt! Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! Raaauuuggghhhh!"
And that was when the bonsai presumed to be a giant miniature space hamster was tossed toward one of the bandits, and the buttkicking could truly commense!
And not only were Minsc and Boo (who looked suspiciously like a potted bonsai tucked carefully under his arm) late, but he was having an incredibly difficult time getting the Danger Shop to do what he wanted it to do once he got there (conveniently, class was already planned for that location, but the program Minsc thought he had prepared was a little tricky to find, but, after a little bit of murmuring under his breath and talking to the "giant miniature space hamster" he had with him, he'd finally managed to find something manageable and they class would find themselves in a nice wooded forest...beset with bandits.
"Ah-ha!" Minsc pronounced boldly, grinning widely and with a truly unplaceable accent. "At last! We are ready for buttkicking....for goodness! As you know, this class has been spending a great deal of time and energy building up to moments like this, when the squeaky wheel get the kick, and we demolish our enemies in the pursuit of violence and victory for the good guys! And the good guys? That is us! The bad guys? That is them! So go forth, my little buttkickers, and kick butt! Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! Raaauuuggghhhh!"
And that was when the bonsai presumed to be a giant miniature space hamster was tossed toward one of the bandits, and the buttkicking could truly commense!

Re: OOC - BKfG, 10/01.
I'm so dying over here.