Student Assembly, Wednesday afternoon, September 9, 2020

[sith_happened]

Well, there wasn't an obstacle course this week, so things were looking up, right, students? Maybe? A little?

Anakin made his way to the front of the stage, holding out a piece of paper he'd received from the office. "Today we have some very special guests," he began, "so everyone shut up and listen to them, right? We have--" he read from the paper, "--Mikhail Robespierre and Janet, presenting about moral philosophy. Ethics students, I very much expect you to be paying attention."

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Voluntold - Anakin

[demonic_cockroach]

"Here we go my well-robed friend," Mikhail said waving to the controls. “In front of you is a switch that allows you to change the track you are on. You cannot stop the car as the brakes are not working and the momentum will not allow you to slow down. You can either stay on this course and knock over the five teddy bears or change course to knock over the one. What do you choose?”

Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[sith_happened]

Anakin had seen what Adora had done to kind of...short-circuit things...so he felt pretty confident in his choice. "Change course," he said immediately.

Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[demonic_cockroach]

And so the track was changed and barreled toward-

“Ah. Well see now this time we are making the choice a bit more personal. For the stuffed animal they are none other that Fandom favorite Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants.”

Indeed. The small pink thing turned their head slowly toward the trolley. And then rung what appeared to be a bell in their hand. Sullenly.

Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[sith_happened]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo.

"Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants!" Anakin gasped like a well-adjusted adult would definitely do and then reached into the Force to move the bunny out of the way.

Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[demonic_cockroach]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants was very grateful that Anakin pulled them out of the way of the speeding trolley. Though their foot had been stuck in the track so they were now missing a foot but that was much better than having their entire being exploded into a ball of fluff and glitter.

Mikhail was just sort of standing there in weird kind of resignation.

"Huh. So you can do that," he remarked. "Well. Good for you. You beat the trolley problem."

Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[sith_happened]

Anakin grinned. "It's an interesting thought experiment, but the people here are a little...different."

Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[demonic_cockroach]

"I'm beginning to see that," Mihail remarked. "It's, ah... very interesting school you have here."