Student Assembly, Wednesday afternoon, September 9, 2020

[sith_happened]

Well, there wasn't an obstacle course this week, so things were looking up, right, students? Maybe? A little?

Anakin made his way to the front of the stage, holding out a piece of paper he'd received from the office. "Today we have some very special guests," he began, "so everyone shut up and listen to them, right? We have--" he read from the paper, "--Mikhail Robespierre and Janet, presenting about moral philosophy. Ethics students, I very much expect you to be paying attention."

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Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[sith_happened]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo.

"Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants!" Anakin gasped like a well-adjusted adult would definitely do and then reached into the Force to move the bunny out of the way.

Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[demonic_cockroach]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants was very grateful that Anakin pulled them out of the way of the speeding trolley. Though their foot had been stuck in the track so they were now missing a foot but that was much better than having their entire being exploded into a ball of fluff and glitter.

Mikhail was just sort of standing there in weird kind of resignation.

"Huh. So you can do that," he remarked. "Well. Good for you. You beat the trolley problem."

Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[sith_happened]

Anakin grinned. "It's an interesting thought experiment, but the people here are a little...different."

Re: Voluntold - Anakin

[demonic_cockroach]

"I'm beginning to see that," Mihail remarked. "It's, ah... very interesting school you have here."