Student Assembly, Wednesday afternoon, September 9, 2020

[sith_happened]

Well, there wasn't an obstacle course this week, so things were looking up, right, students? Maybe? A little?

Anakin made his way to the front of the stage, holding out a piece of paper he'd received from the office. "Today we have some very special guests," he began, "so everyone shut up and listen to them, right? We have--" he read from the paper, "--Mikhail Robespierre and Janet, presenting about moral philosophy. Ethics students, I very much expect you to be paying attention."

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Voluntold - Alexis

[demonic_cockroach]

“Now for you my stylish friend we are going to do something slightly different. Here we have five bears wearing knock off Michael Kors and on the other side a very well dressed bear that is wearing Christian Siriano. What do you choose?”

Re: Voluntold - Alexis

[lovethatjourney]

"It doesn't matter what the bears are wearing," Alexis said, insulted by the insinuation.

But, "Are any of them famous?"

Re: Voluntold - Alexis

[demonic_cockroach]

"Well you see-"

"The one bear wearing the low back Christian Siriano isn't technically famous," Janet replied, cheerfully. "However, they do have over 500,000 Instagram followers and a tasteful you tube channel on how to bring out the best teddy bear that has been inside of you all along."

Mikhail blinked at that. "You made backstories for the bears?"

"I wanted to make sure it was fully thought out thought experiment," Janet replied. Cheerfully.

Mikhail put his arms out in amazement and exasperation. "There you go. An internet famous teddy bear."

Re: Voluntold - Alexis

[lovethatjourney]

"I just really don't want to be responsible for killing a national treasure or anything," Alexis explained. "I don't want that on my conscience."

She did have one!

"Ugh, fine, I guess save the bear with the platform about wellness or whatever."

Re: Voluntold - Alexis

[demonic_cockroach]

"The five bears it is!" Mikhail declared.

"One of the five bears had an instant pot blog but they weren't very good," Janet added if that helped.

The trolley rushed forward and smashed into the bears. They all shouted "Wheeeeeee!" as they exploded into fluff and glitter. The glitter briefly formed the words "Everything is fine!" before gently falling to the floor.

Re: Voluntold - Alexis

[lovethatjourney]

"Okay," she said, pointing both fingers in a gesture vaguely reminiscent of a flight attendant pointing out the exit down the aisle, "that was more disturbing than I thought it was going to be?"

Re: Voluntold - Alexis

[demonic_cockroach]

"Yes, well it's a bit more disturbing when you use actual body parts," Mikhail said, in an offhanded manner.

Janet cleared her throat and gave Mikhail a pointed look.

"Not that I've ever done that," Mikhail added quickly.