Student Assembly, Wednesday afternoon, September 9, 2020

[sith_happened]

Well, there wasn't an obstacle course this week, so things were looking up, right, students? Maybe? A little?

Anakin made his way to the front of the stage, holding out a piece of paper he'd received from the office. "Today we have some very special guests," he began, "so everyone shut up and listen to them, right? We have--" he read from the paper, "--Mikhail Robespierre and Janet, presenting about moral philosophy. Ethics students, I very much expect you to be paying attention."

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Re: Voluntold - Alexis

[demonic_cockroach]

"The five bears it is!" Mikhail declared.

"One of the five bears had an instant pot blog but they weren't very good," Janet added if that helped.

The trolley rushed forward and smashed into the bears. They all shouted "Wheeeeeee!" as they exploded into fluff and glitter. The glitter briefly formed the words "Everything is fine!" before gently falling to the floor.

Re: Voluntold - Alexis

[lovethatjourney]

"Okay," she said, pointing both fingers in a gesture vaguely reminiscent of a flight attendant pointing out the exit down the aisle, "that was more disturbing than I thought it was going to be?"

Re: Voluntold - Alexis

[demonic_cockroach]

"Yes, well it's a bit more disturbing when you use actual body parts," Mikhail said, in an offhanded manner.

Janet cleared her throat and gave Mikhail a pointed look.

"Not that I've ever done that," Mikhail added quickly.