Monday - Period One: Fuck Yeah! Science!

[badassprodigy]

Instructions had been sent out in handwavily means to tell all students to meet Barry at the park. When they arrived there they would find Barry had set up a few tables. One of them had various breakfast foods and beverages because it was fucking Monday morning and who wanted to deal with an 8:00 am class on an empty stomach? The second table had composition notebooks and a bunch of research materials on dinosaurs available.

The final table was off limits and had a sheet draped over it. Behind it was a very large tent.

"Morning. I'm Barry Ween and I was student much like yourself a few years ago," he said cheerfully once everyone had gathered. "So you're probably either an old hand at this or totally freaked out by now. My advice? Embrace the weird and your life will get a lot easier for you. Welcome to Fuck Yeah! Science! The whole point here is to have fun and make sure you learn something as well."

"Normally the first class is all about introductions. But fuck that. I'm turning all you motherfuckers into dinosaurs."

[ETA: Dinosaur icons are on the OOC thread if you need them]

Comments

Re: Don't want to be a dinosaur?

[thishouseishaunted]

"You're one of those people who stands on the stairs at the pool, aren't you," Mae said.

She was so sad for you, Miles. So sad.

Re: Don't want to be a dinosaur?

[sparkinyou]

"Hey! I jump into pools," Miles said defiantly. "You know. After I get adjusted to the temperature and everything."

Yes. He stands on the stairs at the pool.

Re: Don't want to be a dinosaur?

[thishouseishaunted]

"Uh huh." That club tail was swinging around a bit dangerously. Not out of malice, just because Mae didn't know how to keep track of an extra limb. "Whelp. Have fun not being a dinosaaauuuuur!"

Re: Don't want to be a dinosaur?

[sparkinyou]

"Yeah."

Was there a bit of regret there? Absolutely. But this was way to much for Miles on his first day of school, let alone his first class.