fandomhigh | Monday - Period One: Fuck Yeah! Science!

Instructions had been sent out in handwavily means to tell all students to meet Barry at the park. When they arrived there they would find Barry had set up a few tables. One of them had various breakfast foods and beverages because it was fucking Monday morning and who wanted to deal with an 8:00 am class on an empty stomach? The second table had composition notebooks and a bunch of research materials on dinosaurs available.

The final table was off limits and had a sheet draped over it. Behind it was a very large tent.

"Morning. I'm Barry Ween and I was student much like yourself a few years ago," he said cheerfully once everyone had gathered. "So you're probably either an old hand at this or totally freaked out by now. My advice? Embrace the weird and your life will get a lot easier for you. Welcome to Fuck Yeah! Science! The whole point here is to have fun and make sure you learn something as well."

"Normally the first class is all about introductions. But fuck that. I'm turning all you motherfuckers into dinosaurs."

[ETA: Dinosaur icons are on the OOC thread if you need them]

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Grab some food. Mingle. Wonder why your teacher swears so much.

Wait. Did he say that he was turning them into dinosaurs?

What the hell is this school?

This was a helluva way to start a semester, and Wayne wasn't quite sure how he felt about it, eyes narrowed, arms crossed, squinting at the table with a reserved skepticism about the whole thing.

Oh, sure, he'd do it. He knew he'd wind up doing it. If it weren't of his own volition, it'd be out of the influence of knowing full well who else was in this class, so now it was a matter of whether or not he wanted to make sure and do it on his own volition, or give her the potential satisfaction of 'convincing' him toward the inevitable.

Two very important things: did he just call them all motherfuckers, and what dud he mean by "dinosaurs"?

He couldn't really mean dinosaurs.

"I'm gonna be a DINOSAUR???" Mae shrieked.

This was definitely the best class ever.

Drinking a mystery liquid that would change your shape, huh? Arabella had some concerns. Arabella had several concerns.

"...But I just turned back!" Julius said, a bit plaintively.

Barry gave Julius a nod of understanding, "Hey, you're not required to drink it. That's up to you and it's not going to affect your grade one bit. You'll just have to write an essay instead."

"I can do essays!" Julius said quickly. "So good with essays."

"Be my guest," Barry said gesturing to the table. "I look forward to reading it."

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