magnusrushesin: (nope not liking that)
Magnus Burnsides ([personal profile] magnusrushesin) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-08-20 07:13 am
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Happy Funtime Friend Adventures, Thursday Period 2

Your teachers might have looked a little tired for the last class of the summer. Even that NPC bartender looked a little tired too. Because it was shaping up to be A Week.

"Knew we should saved the movie for this week," Magnus whined gloomily. Which was not the usual Magnus. This was some 'some lich jackass stole my body' level gloom.

If Cara looked a little concerned it was entirely about Magnus's mood, she certainly had no issues of her own. At all. "So your final is going to involve a lot of punching."

What else were they going to do, talk about their feelings?

They could totally do both, you know. Not that Magnus wanted that or anything. "I made them look like liches. Because, for some reason, the machine got super confused when I tried to program an unending mass of darkness with gaping mouths and eyes. Which seems like a Bethesda thing."

"What he said." Which was a totally normal thing for Cara to reply with. "Apparently you can't attack the darkness."

"Not even with a Magic Missile," he agreed sadly.

"So instead you've got some liches who just need punching."
mother_forker: (Ew)

Re: Punch a Lich

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-08-20 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor looked at the things in red robes and just gave them a half-hearted punch.

"Can I be done now?"

Consider that bardic inspiration for the rest of the class.
mother_forker: (Um. No. I don't think so.)

Re: Punch a Lich

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-08-20 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fork that. I want loot. Or booze. Maybe both?"

Eleanor could easily be a murderhobo if she wasn't a support class.
mother_forker: (Glare)

Re: Punch a Lich

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-08-20 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ugh."

She turned around and punched the lich again, this time with a little more muster but not much. When the lich glared at her, she snapped her fingers at it and shouted. "Ya basic!"

Did that count as vicious mockery? Wisdom save, bench.