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Julian Alfred Pankratz ([personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-08-04 08:20 am
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The Great Witcher Bake Off, Tuesday

This time neither teacher was late and there were two coffees as Jaskier had warily provided one to his co-teacher to keep his bits from rotting and falling off thanks to magic. Because he knew exactly what horrible things Yennefer was capable of.

And not just from this class.

"Today we're doing something called Victoria's sponge. Which sounds like a limerick," he said thoughtfully.

"Are we sure it's not a contraceptive device?" Yennefer asked. "Well, I suppose most contraceptives call for less whipped cream." That generally came in at a different point in the proceedings.

"Would have made for a more interesting class," Jaskier muttered, squinting at the recipe like he could pinpoint just where they would screw this one up. Maybe this time it would be the whipped cream that caught fire.

"We're using pre-made jam," Yennefer declared. That seemed like the riskiest step, right there. With all the stirring and...bubbling.

"Or we could just eat that," Jaskier said, grabbing that jar from their little pile of ingredients to save for the inevitable disaster. "Well, let's get started. Shall we?"
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[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-08-04 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor Shellstrop
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[personal profile] scoffs_at_tradition 2020-08-05 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Shuri
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Re: Watch the Teachers

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-08-04 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Whipped cream goes along with a contraception device but isn't required," Eleanor suggested. Helpfully. "Not that I know anything about it."

She knew something about it.
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Re: Watch the Teachers

[personal profile] scoffs_at_tradition 2020-08-05 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Shuri was juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudging.
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Re: Watch the Teachers

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-08-05 02:16 am (UTC)(link)

Eleanor saw the judgey look. And wore her whipped cream knowledge with no shame.

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Re: Make A Victoria Sponge!

[personal profile] scoffs_at_tradition 2020-08-05 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"This is just chemistry," Shuri chanted to herself as she mixed. "So I can figure this out!"

Sort of.