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Julian Alfred Pankratz ([personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-07-28 09:53 am
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The Great Witcher Bake Off, Tuesday

"Oh thank the gods, there's no oil," Jaskier said the very moment he was in the room. Fifteen minutes late, with coffee from the Perk.

"You're late," Yennefer, who had just arrived a few moments before, told him. "And you didn't bring me anything?" Rude, Jaskier. Very rude.

Jaskier clutched his coffee a little closer. It was his new favorite thing since the rum! Silver can be firmly blamed for that one. "Well, I didn't know you'd want anything."

Yennefer narrowed her eyes at him, as one in contemplation of turning a bard into an eel. Then she asked, "Well? What are we making this week. bard?"

Which was why Jaskier skittered around to the opposite side of the desk to check what was awaiting them. "An Opera cake? Haven't heard of that before."

Yennefer rolled her eyes. "Obviously it's a cake made of...operas." Perhaps it was a type of fruit? She peered over Jaskier's shoulder at the card and said, "Melitele's splendid tits, that's a lot of steps." Wasn't this class supposed to be an hour long? Oh, well. Time was a construct.

"We could... continue it next week?" Would the cake still be good? WHO KNEW? Certainly not your teachers.

"Right, so just...do what you can," Yennefer said, "and try not to set anything on fire." That was their job.
mother_forker: (Um. Sorry? Not really tho)

Re: Sign In

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-07-28 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor Shellstrop
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Tisarwat
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Re: Watch Your Teachers Demonstrate

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-07-28 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
To be honest, Eleanor would have totally ditched class if the teachers were five minutes late. However the night before she was up late watching a show about teenagers stuck on an apocalyptic earth hundreds of years in the future. Mostly because she wanted to heckle the teenage drama everyone was having when they should be starving.

So she was asleep until the teachers showed up.

And as soon as the chocolate was set on fire, she was looking for Shuri to do her thing to put it out.
Edited 2020-07-28 15:17 (UTC)
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Re: Watch Your Teachers Demonstrate

[personal profile] howareyanow 2020-07-28 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Wayne...had definitely wound up in the wrong baking class, and, at this point, he was mostly just showin' up out of morbid curiousity and to potentially show off a bit, because he knew he could at least do better than most of the 10-plies in this classroom...instructors included...
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Re: Talk to the Teachers

[personal profile] tellmehowstuffworks 2020-07-28 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yennefer had just given up and was eating the chocolate at this point.