Continue Trying Not to Die, Friday, July 24, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Today we're going to Malawi," Anakin said, "which is a country I've never heard of, so we'll all be learning something new today!"

Wasn't that not at all terrifying, class?

"It's a country in Africa," he said, pointing to it on the map, "but we will probably not be eaten by lions!"

Way to sell this, Anakin.

"Through the portal, everyone!"

Comments

Re: Roadblock: Riding a Kabaza

[mother_forker]

Don't ask how Eleanor was the first to get a bicycle taxi to deliver a fish. Let's just say the Taxi driver was cute and Eleanor was highly motivated.

For those keeping score, it was about a 500 point deduction and an accountant who has to deal with "new sex things" in the afterlife had to take migraine medication.