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Yennefer of Vengerberg ([personal profile] tellmehowstuffworks) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-07-21 11:30 am
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The Great Witcher Bake Off, Tuesday

"Today," Yennefer announced, "we will be making..." She picked up the card and read, "paczki. Oh, I love paczki!"

"Aren't those deep fried?" Jaskier asked. Because of their track record and all.

"How the hell should I know?" Yennefer, who was teaching a baking class, asked. "I just eat them." Except today, she was going to have to make them. Oh dear. "Are they?"

They were. The class could tell because there was an oil fire just behind the teachers. "Did you do that?" Jaskier asked once he noticed it.

"Wasn't me," Yennefer said, and extinguished the fire with a flick of magic.

It reignited as soon as she'd turned her back.

"...so, paczkis," Jaskier said, trying for bright cheer and looking mostly panicked. "Best of luck."
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[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-07-21 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor Shellstrop
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[personal profile] scoffs_at_tradition 2020-07-22 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Shuri
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Re: Watch the Teachers Demonstrate

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-07-21 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor pulled out her fire extinguisher and...

It was type A. Not B or K.

"Well Fork. I guess we just let the class burn."
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Re: Watch the Teachers Demonstrate

[personal profile] scoffs_at_tradition 2020-07-22 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Shuri smirked, then slid a bracelet over. "Fire suppressant. Push the red bead."
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Re: Watch the Teachers Demonstrate

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-07-22 01:59 am (UTC)(link)

Eleanor have Shuri a side eye of doubt and then shrugged it off. “Why the fork not?”

She gave that bead a hefty smack with the palm of her hand.

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Re: Bake!

[personal profile] scoffs_at_tradition 2020-07-22 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Shuri didn't set anything on fire!

But that was because the oil was set too low, so those were some heavy, heavy paczkis.