Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 24, Period 1, 04.06.06

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[OOC: Projects can be presented as late as Tuesday, so take some time and have some fun if you want. Don't forget to wear hats for EC. If you'd like, the shop can probably generate a hat for you. And what follows is probably the shortest main body to a class post I've ever written. Class Info Post.]

"Welcome to the Danger Shop, class! Today are your presentations. When it's your turn, please get up, present your theory, and do whatever it is you're going to do with the shop! I can't wait to see what everyone came up with!"

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Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[fates_jaye]

"Let's just skip to the big finish," says Jaye. Because Aeryn sucks.

"Blah blah, the bunny's dumb, blah blah, the duck rules, and then we get to the part where I stop narrating because Princess Folder Helmet over here can't help a girl out, and..."

She pulls her own glitter headband out from her back pocket. And puts it on her own head. "I'm the bunny."

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[can_be_more]

"You are not! I have the damn glitter to prove it!" She can see a speck of it on her eyelash. It's annoying.

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[fates_jaye]

Jaye takes off her bill. Ooh, yay, fresh air. Wow.

"Good thing it isn't duck season," recites Jaye.

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[can_be_more]

"Can I play the hunter now?"

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[fates_jaye]

"Eh. What's up, duck?"

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[can_be_more]

Aeryn stares at her. "I'm not taking off the ears- Did I just say that?"

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[fates_jaye]

"You have glitter on your nose."

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[can_be_more]

"You talk to your purse."

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[fates_jaye]

"Here's where the hunter would usually shoot the real duck, being you, in the face," says Jaye happily. "And your duck bill would go like this..."

She moves to put the duck bill backwards on Aeryn's head.

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[can_be_more]

"I will rip off your arms."

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[fates_jaye]

Jaye likes her arms.

She'll just hold the duck bill up in Aeryn's general direction. "And thusly, the real duck, operating under the guise of being the hero, or something, I never really figured out that part of the metaphor, is brought to justice, and the day is saved. And, scene!"

She bows.

Re: Group 1: Aeryn/Jaye [Class 24]

[can_be_more]

Aeryn takes off her headband and throws it at Jaye before sitting down.