Happy Funtime Friend Adventures, Thursday

[magnusrushesin]

"So, uh. It's real, real hot out," Magnus said. Magnus was wearing swim shorts and some pauldrons. Because of course he was.

"And none of you are suitably attired for adventuring." Whereas, obviously she could take on the world with the handful of undergarments she still possessed and her agiels.

"Weapons! We mean weapons," Magnus said, showing off his axe. "Which'll help you decide what class you are."

"Nothing ends an adventuring party faster than its members not playing to their strengths." Cara, you were a dual wielding DPS under the mistaken impression you were a tank.

"So reach into this magic barrel that I found and get your weapon!"

This could only end with some tetanus.

Look, kids. It was much too hot for your teachers to come up with a better plan. Also Magnus was there.

Comments

Re: Pick a Weapon

[magnusrushesin]

"I mean, the only one I know is Brad and he's a major tool." That wasn't a class trait, that was a Brad trait. "Like. You can inspire people and stuff. Oh, there's that hideous laughter spell that Taako cast one time on some mannequins."

Re: Pick a Weapon

[mother_forker]

"Well I have known to inspire many many people."

Mostly to do bad things.

"And I don't know how tacos can cast spells but I'm down with it. Tacos are the best."

Re: Pick a Weapon

[magnusrushesin]

"He is pretty great," Magnus said, committed to the fiction that tacos did not exist in his world.