Happy Funtime Friend Adventures, Thursday

[magnusrushesin]

"So, uh. It's real, real hot out," Magnus said. Magnus was wearing swim shorts and some pauldrons. Because of course he was.

"And none of you are suitably attired for adventuring." Whereas, obviously she could take on the world with the handful of undergarments she still possessed and her agiels.

"Weapons! We mean weapons," Magnus said, showing off his axe. "Which'll help you decide what class you are."

"Nothing ends an adventuring party faster than its members not playing to their strengths." Cara, you were a dual wielding DPS under the mistaken impression you were a tank.

"So reach into this magic barrel that I found and get your weapon!"

This could only end with some tetanus.

Look, kids. It was much too hot for your teachers to come up with a better plan. Also Magnus was there.

Comments

Re: Pick a Weapon

[mother_forker]

That earned Wayne a look.

And because her usual insult didn't work the other day? She went with her gut.

"You what Wayne? I've changed my mind about you."

There was now a finger snap and a jutting chin in Wayne's direction. "You're ACIDIC!"

That probably wasn't a very potent insult.

Re: Pick a Weapon

[howareyanow]

"Okay, Eleanor," said Wayne, with a nod of his head and a consideration of this new and improved jab. "Eleanor, okay. Still wanna know what? Prob'ly better acidic than alkaline."

Was he puttin' the farm down on assuming Eleanor wouldn't know that alkaline and basic were about the same thing?

That's a Texas-sized 10-4, easily-angered good buddy.