Happy Funtime Friend Adventures, Thursday

[magnusrushesin]

"So, uh. It's real, real hot out," Magnus said. Magnus was wearing swim shorts and some pauldrons. Because of course he was.

"And none of you are suitably attired for adventuring." Whereas, obviously she could take on the world with the handful of undergarments she still possessed and her agiels.

"Weapons! We mean weapons," Magnus said, showing off his axe. "Which'll help you decide what class you are."

"Nothing ends an adventuring party faster than its members not playing to their strengths." Cara, you were a dual wielding DPS under the mistaken impression you were a tank.

"So reach into this magic barrel that I found and get your weapon!"

This could only end with some tetanus.

Look, kids. It was much too hot for your teachers to come up with a better plan. Also Magnus was there.

Comments

Re: Pick a Weapon

[magnusrushesin]

"Whatja get? Is it cool?"

He could be a Monk with those brass knuckles, you know. Just be a monk, Wayne.

Re: Pick a Weapon

[howareyanow]

Wayne would absolutely be the Monk.

"Figgured," he said, lifting up his hands in fists, "ain't nothin' wrong with the weapons I was born with."

Especially not when he was unfortunateleh dressed showin' off pert'near all he was born with, too....He still didn't feel too comfortable with the idea of where these swim trunks might have been, but it was still better'n the alternative!

Re: Pick a Weapon

[magnusrushesin]

"Heck yeah!" Magnus said, immediately putting up a hand for a high-five. Monk/Fighter solidarity!

Re: Pick a Weapon

[howareyanow]

Wayne had been in enough of your classes, Magnus, that the hand got a bit of a dry look, but Wayne had also been raised right, and you didn't leave someone hanging unless they really earned it, so it was with some reluctance and a slight grumble that Wayne did, in fact, give him a high-five back.

Just the once. 'Cause he didn't want to be impolite.

Re: Pick a Weapon

[magnusrushesin]

Also because it would be like kicking a puppy, wouldn't it?

"I knew that magic barrel was a good idea." Was it really magic or was it just a barrel he jammed a bunch of weapons in?