Music 201 - April 6, 2006 - Period 7 - Class #23

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Ted isn't here. However, there is a large, hulking man with a strange forehead and only one eye standing at the front of the class in bulky garb. It looks like he's waiting for someone to show up. Better come in, eh?

Mind the food on the table. There are bowls full of Klingon delicacies, such as live Gagh (squirming serpent worms), Rokeg blood pie and blood wine. Yes, the blood wine is alcoholic and very strong. Someone forgot to tell Martok that alcohol wasn't for the kiddies...or they were too scared to tell him.

"Nuqneh, pe'el students," Martok greeted. "I am Martok, head of the house of Martok." He spoke slowly, but with a commanding voice. "I am Klingon and your esteemed teacher, Ted, son of...uh...Captain Logan, invited me here to instruct you in the ways of the Klingon opera. Many outsiders do not appreciate the fine art of the Klingon opera." He leered at the class with his one eye. "Do not fall victim to such weakness. Klingon opera is an art that shows the true strength of the warrior through his voice."

Martok burst into song without warning.

Kak-lah... Kak-lah ...
Kah-pool-AYYY-do-la-kak-lah...
Yoh boo la to dah...
Yoh boo la to da...
Ah... do ro may... do ro may... do ro may...
do ro MAY de lat so may...
Uh clop-doh... uh gah...
Uh clop-doh uh gah dor...
Uh clop-doh... uh gah... dor ray... dor ray... dor raaaaaay.


"Klingons sing of battle and honor. Any day may be a good day to die, and a warrior must sing with his heart and his soul to show his true worth for when that day comes. Now you may ask questions."

Comments

Re: During the Lecture

[chasingangela]

Angela screwed up her forehead.

Then she added a dialogue balloon for the wee little man.

It read, "What do they call snakes on a plane in France?"

She threw it back at Callisto.

Re: During the Lecture

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto scribbled something on the plane and chucked it back.

"Merde! Motherfrakking snakes on the motherfrakking plane!"

So she didn't speak much French.

Re: During the Lecture

[chasingangela]

Angela giggled a lot at this.

Then she realized giggling in a class lead by a guy who looked like the Klingon might be a bad idea and tried to compose herself before scribbling something on the plane and tossing it back to Callisto.

It has gained more elaborate snake logos on each wing.

Re: During the Lecture

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto being possessed of a deathwish no fear, snickered and drew little packets of peanuts next to the snakes before throwing it back to Angela.

Re: During the Lecture

[chasingangela]

The plane was pretty much as decorated as it could be by then, so Angela just wrote, YOU WIN under the tiny bags of peanuts and tossed the plant back towards Cal.

Re: During the Lecture

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto laughed and saluted Angela.

Re: During the Lecture

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

Martok eyed (with one eye) both of the girls. He didn't say anything, but instead he just glared.

Re: During the Lecture

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto added tiny wee browridges to the bald man and scribbled "Gagh! On a plane!", before throwing it to Martok.

Re: During the Lecture

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

Martok caught the plane and crushed it in his hand. "That holonovel failed at the box office despite good reviews."

He turned back to his lecture.