fandomhigh | Music 201 - April 6, 2006 - Period 7

Hmm. Ted isn't here. However, there is a large, hulking man with a strange forehead and only one eye standing at the front of the class in bulky garb. It looks like he's waiting for someone to show up. Better come in, eh?

Mind the food on the table. There are bowls full of Klingon delicacies, such as live Gagh (squirming serpent worms), Rokeg blood pie and blood wine. Yes, the blood wine is alcoholic and very strong. Someone forgot to tell Martok that alcohol wasn't for the kiddies...or they were too scared to tell him.

"Nuqneh, pe'el students," Martok greeted. "I am Martok, head of the house of Martok." He spoke slowly, but with a commanding voice. "I am Klingon and your esteemed teacher, Ted, son of...uh...Captain Logan, invited me here to instruct you in the ways of the Klingon opera. Many outsiders do not appreciate the fine art of the Klingon opera." He leered at the class with his one eye. "Do not fall victim to such weakness. Klingon opera is an art that shows the true strength of the warrior through his voice."

Martok burst into song without warning.

Kak-lah... Kak-lah ...
Kah-pool-AYYY-do-la-kak-lah...
Yoh boo la to dah...
Yoh boo la to da...
Ah... do ro may... do ro may... do ro may...
do ro MAY de lat so may...
Uh clop-doh... uh gah...
Uh clop-doh uh gah dor...
Uh clop-doh... uh gah... dor ray... dor ray... dor raaaaaay.

"Klingons sing of battle and honor. Any day may be a good day to die, and a warrior must sing with his heart and his soul to show his true worth for when that day comes. Now you may ask questions."

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Pass notes. Get caught. He may only have one eye, but it's a sharp one.

Martok is here for all of your questioning needs. He may even dish out some advice for being a great warrior. Just don't make fun of his eye.

Talk to Martok one-on-one.

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

Callisto signed in and snagged a tankard of bloodwine.

Callisto wasn't passing notes.

Throwing paper airplanes with snakes drawn on the wings however...

OMFG. ::howls:: Oh, this so brightened my morning! Now to keep from laughing so much I draw attention....

How about some Shakespeare in the original Klingon? ;)

Angela signed in, trying to keep her distance from the Klingon dude.

Pip signed in and found he had no trouble not starring at the Kingon's lack of an eye.

I mean, he saw the same thing in the mirror every morning. Big deal.

Pip approached Martok after class. "Can I ask a question? Just as one fighter to another?"

Angela picked up a paper airplane off the floor.

She added drawings of windows, with more snakes in them, and tossed it back at Callisto.

Callisto drew a wee little bald man, with a wee little gun, on the plane and threw it back to Angela.

Angela screwed up her forehead.

Then she added a dialogue balloon for the wee little man.

It read, "What do they call snakes on a plane in France?"

She threw it back at Callisto.

yIH ngaghwI'!

Callisto scribbled something on the plane and chucked it back.

"Merde! Motherfrakking snakes on the motherfrakking plane!"

So she didn't speak much French.

Angela giggled a lot at this.

Then she realized giggling in a class lead by a guy who looked like the Klingon might be a bad idea and tried to compose herself before scribbling something on the plane and tossing it back to Callisto.

It has gained more elaborate snake logos on each wing.

Callisto being possessed of ~~a deathwish~~ no fear, snickered and drew little packets of peanuts next to the snakes before throwing it back to Angela.

The plane was pretty much as decorated as it could be by then, so Angela just wrote, YOU WIN under the tiny bags of peanuts and tossed the plant back towards Cal.

Callisto laughed and saluted Angela.

Cameron signed in and really wasn't sure what to make of the guy in front.

Cameron decided that Klingon Opera might not be his thing.

"Uh, is it me or is the food moving?" Because it seemed like a relevant question.

Zero signed in.

Zero spent the lecture trying to decide if this guy was more or less scary than her sister in a bad mood.

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