Ungulate Yoga, Tuesday, period 1

[betterthanaplan]

"Um," Duke said.

The moose stared at him. And chewed.

"Are you our ungulate for today, or am I in trouble?"

The moose stared. And chewed.

". . . Okay, I'm just going to teach class now."

Stare. Chew.

"Right, so." Duke faced the students. But kept his eyes on the moose. "Today we're doing some relaxing yoga. So grab some cushions and bolsters and prepare to destress."

The moose stared.

And chewed.

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Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE

[hatesparadise]

How exactly were they meant to relax around that terrifying example of megafauna? How? Duke, explain.

Danny squinted at the moose, sitting cross-legged in what he didn't actually know was a real yoga pose.

Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE

[betterthanaplan]

LOOK THIS WAS NOT DUKE'S FAULT, OKAY?

"Nice form," Duke said, trying to show the moose he was actually teaching something. "That's a good pose for meditation."

Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE

[hatesparadise]

IT WAS ALWAYS DUKE'S FAULT.

"Not feeling the most meditative," Danny replied, still giving the moose the stink eye.

Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE

[betterthanaplan]

That was probably a good plan. Duke was doing that, too.

"Oh yeah?" Duke said, trying -- and failing utterly -- to play it cool, even while continuing to side-eye the moose. "A little stressed lately?"

LOOK WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO THEM, MOOSE.

Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE

[hatesparadise]

Danny just gestured to the moose because it proved his point. It did it by existing in his space.

Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE

[betterthanaplan]

Dammit, Danny, couldn't you be cool for a second?

"Ah, yes. Our honored guest. I'm sure it is also just here for relaxing yoga."

Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE

[hatesparadise]

DANNY'S ANXIETY WOULDN'T ALLOW FOR IT.

"...are you on something?" Because what the actual hell, Duke?