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fandomhigh2020-06-23 12:06 am
betterthanaplan) wrote in fandomhigh2020-06-23 12:06 am
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Ungulate Yoga, Tuesday, period 1
"Um," Duke said.
The moose stared at him. And chewed.
"Are you our ungulate for today, or am I in trouble?"
The moose stared. And chewed.
". . . Okay, I'm just going to teach class now."
Stare. Chew.
"Right, so." Duke faced the students. But kept his eyes on the moose. "Today we're doing some relaxing yoga. So grab some cushions and bolsters and prepare to destress."
The moose stared.
And chewed.
The moose stared at him. And chewed.
"Are you our ungulate for today, or am I in trouble?"
The moose stared. And chewed.
". . . Okay, I'm just going to teach class now."
Stare. Chew.
"Right, so." Duke faced the students. But kept his eyes on the moose. "Today we're doing some relaxing yoga. So grab some cushions and bolsters and prepare to destress."
The moose stared.
And chewed.
Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE
"Ah, yes. Our honored guest. I'm sure it is also just here for relaxing yoga."
Re: Stress relief and THE MOOSE
"...are you on something?" Because what the actual hell, Duke?