Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 10, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Good morning, everyone!" Anakin called through his bullhorn. "Welcome to another fun-filled team-building activity!"

Is everyone excited? No? Ahhh, you're learning.

There were laundry baskets out, along with scooters, and roughly 3,000 plastic balls in the center of the blacktop that totally existed, shhh.

"Today we're playing Hungry, Hungry Hippos," Anakin announced. "Without actual hippos."

Which needed to be pointed out around here. "Because they are mean and not into team sports."

Because he'd called a few zoos to find out.

"We'll have three teams today, of six members each. One member each round will lay stomach down, clutching the laundry basket. The second team member will use their legs to push them into the balls at the center of the arena."

Blacktop. Whatever.

"The team with the most number of balls at the end of six rounds win."

"Listen for your names and retrieve your shirts:

TEAM CINNAMON SMELL
Wayne
Alara
Amaya
Stark
Astrid
Mae

TEAM WHAMP
Sidon
Shuri
Danny
Tahani
Shunsui
Alexis

TEAM RED DRESS
Steve
Duke
Beaker
Sabine
Kitty
Tony"

Comments

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!

[hatesparadise]

"You know what? I just remembered that I need to go jump off a cliff, so," he said, clapping Duke on the shoulder. "He's all yours, babe."

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!

[betterthanaplan]

"Plenty of cliffs in the preserve," Duke said, dodging away from the shoulder-clapping. "Might land on the sea monster, though. Don't recommend it."

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!

[hatesparadise]

"Is it really worse than this?"

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!

[betterthanaplan]

Duke looked around at the scooters and the beach balls and the laundry baskets.

". . . Yeah, I'll take a silly game over being eaten by a sea monster. But, you know, that's just me. You do you, Detective."

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!

[hatesparadise]

You underestimated his level of annoyance at this game, Duke.

"Then you can take my turns," Danny replied. "Thanks, buddy."

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!

[betterthanaplan]

"Not a chance in hell," Duke said cheerfully, reaching over to give Danny a little shove in the direction of the blacktop. "You're going to enjoy the full weight of Skywalker's sadism, and I'm really hoping I won't be too busy being pushed around on a scooter to watch."

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!

[hatesparadise]

"I still have footage of you thinking you were a pig," Danny warned, batting at his hand as an afterthought. Because he was distressingly used to getting herded places by idiots.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!

[betterthanaplan]

"How nice for you." Duke was definitely going to find a way to track that footage down and delete it. Eventually. "Go put your free shirt on so my team can wipe the floor with your team's asses."