Ungulate Yoga, Tuesday, period 1

[betterthanaplan]

"Welcome to class," Duke told the llamas when he arrived today. "Don't suppose you're going to try any of our poses."

One of the llamas spat at him.

"Alright, let's get right to it," he told the students when they arrived. "We're going to try out some twists today, so I want you to really warm up those core muscles. And remember, we've got straps and bolsters for those who need them."

The llama spat again.

"Unfortunately we do not have handy-wipes. I'll try to remember some next week."

Comments

Re: Twists and llamas!

[hatesparadise]

"Let's be clear here," Danny told a particularly aggressive llama. "You spit on me, you're gonna be a nice rug. Capiche?"

The llama was thoroughly unmoved by the threat.