betterthanaplan: (shoulders and legs)
Duke Crocker ([personal profile] betterthanaplan) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-06-09 01:26 am
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Ungulate Yoga, Tuesday, period 1

"Welcome to class," Duke told the llamas when he arrived today. "Don't suppose you're going to try any of our poses."

One of the llamas spat at him.

"Alright, let's get right to it," he told the students when they arrived. "We're going to try out some twists today, so I want you to really warm up those core muscles. And remember, we've got straps and bolsters for those who need them."

The llama spat again.

"Unfortunately we do not have handy-wipes. I'll try to remember some next week."
dauntlessdragoon: (kneeling and facing forward)

Re: Twists and llamas!

[personal profile] dauntlessdragoon 2020-06-09 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Freya was feeling an odd sort of kinship with these llamas, which she became significantly less wary of in the immediate realization that this was not simply a slightly odd pronounciation on the word lamia. She would much rather learn these new ways of moving in the company of pack animals with comfortingly familiar snouts and ears over the incredibly large snake monsters that infested Gizamaluke's Grotto and had a terrible habit of leaving you confused and disoriented, if not dead.

Though a few of the llams did seem to have their hearts set on disorienting her a few times, but this was clearly just because they wanted pets. Or rather scratches on their flanks, once they discovered Freya had claws that were excellent for that.