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fandomhigh2020-05-11 11:32 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2020-05-11 11:32 am
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Try Not to Die!!, Monday, May 11, 2020
Anakin looked a little gleeful as he stood outside the Portalocity office this morning, standing in front of a world map. "Good morning, everyone," he said. "Today we are going to Malaysia because that's where the dart I threw at the map landed."
In case you were under any illusions that Anakin prepped for a long time on this class or something.
"For those of you not familiar with this class, you will go through the portal and then encounter two different challenges to perform, in addition to showing basic navigational skills and ability to think quickly on your feet in an unfamiliar location." He smiled. "Try not to get run over or get food poisoning, but just in case you do, please sign these extensive liability waivers. The school board insisted."
After those were all filled out to his standard, he clapped his hands. "First to the final meeting place wins!"
In case you were under any illusions that Anakin prepped for a long time on this class or something.
"For those of you not familiar with this class, you will go through the portal and then encounter two different challenges to perform, in addition to showing basic navigational skills and ability to think quickly on your feet in an unfamiliar location." He smiled. "Try not to get run over or get food poisoning, but just in case you do, please sign these extensive liability waivers. The school board insisted."
After those were all filled out to his standard, he clapped his hands. "First to the final meeting place wins!"
Re: Hello, Anakin!
And then realized it wasn't dyed yellow.
"God dammit."