Advanced Bird Haberdashery, Wednesday, period 2

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"Congratulations, guys," Duke said when class was set to start. "We made it all the way through the semester without eating or getting eaten by any birds."

Sure, he may have turned into one for a day or so, but that wasn't besides the point.

"Anyway. I hope you all brought your own bird, because you're making the hat of your choice for it for your final project. I brought Polly." He gestured to a porg on the desk. "And I'm going to fold him a paper hat, because it turns out millinery is a pain in the ass. Now get to work and thanks for a not-terrible semester."

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Re: BYOBird and hat of your choice!

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"My brother would not send me an ostrich," Shuri said, sounding extremely disappointed in him, "so I have a secretary bird instead because his girlfriend is much more reasonable."

For given value of reasonable. "And she will wear a fedora as she is a professional, working woman."