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fandomhigh2020-04-22 11:26 am
betterthanaplan) wrote in fandomhigh2020-04-22 11:26 am
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Advanced Bird Haberdashery, Wednesday, period 2
"Congratulations, guys," Duke said when class was set to start. "We made it all the way through the semester without eating or getting eaten by any birds."
Sure, he may have turned into one for a day or so, but that wasn't besides the point.
"Anyway. I hope you all brought your own bird, because you're making the hat of your choice for it for your final project. I brought Polly." He gestured to a porg on the desk. "And I'm going to fold him a paper hat, because it turns out millinery is a pain in the ass. Now get to work and thanks for a not-terrible semester."
Sure, he may have turned into one for a day or so, but that wasn't besides the point.
"Anyway. I hope you all brought your own bird, because you're making the hat of your choice for it for your final project. I brought Polly." He gestured to a porg on the desk. "And I'm going to fold him a paper hat, because it turns out millinery is a pain in the ass. Now get to work and thanks for a not-terrible semester."
Re: BYOBird and hat of your choice!
Anyone bringing a live bird to this class was nuts, okay? Also Ulysses had needed something to do with his hands when he'd ended up on a conspiracy theory video binge on Youtube last night, anyway.