fandomhigh | Bad Ass Bitch Life Lessons; Wednesday, First Period [04/15].

Once Rosa knew what kind of weekend the last one was (and, really, by now, she should have known it was coming, considering), she hopped on her bike and got the hell out of town before any potential spawn could catch up with her (and, at that point, if any of them did...kudos to them, she clearly taught them well, albeit too well), and then waited for the green light from Blackstone on when they all left. And then waited an extra day, just to be sure, which did at least put her back in time for her class.

Yaaaay.

"There's a lot of be said for motherhood.
Just make sure the kids are out of earshot first."

"Ugh, look," she said, and, yes, this was how she was starting class that morning. "It's still trying to be all cute and topical. But this actually is a good one. I actually kind of feel this one, which is why whenver we have one of these weird alternate universe kids weekend, I go on a nice little vacation, a.k.a. well out of earshot. Where did I go this year? None of your business. But for today's class, we're going down to the computer lab," as of five seconds ago as she figured out how to work this into a 'lesson', "and you guys are going to plan a potential bad ass bitch getaway. Because a bad ass bitch is always ready to just up and leave because this island is really stupid sometimes and no one should have to deal with that.

"Alright, everyone up, let's leave this old bag behind and relocate."

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On vacation!

Wayne

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You know, the one where Rosa assumes everyone hates weekends like last weekend as much as she does.

Except for the fact that she's also pretty sure no one hates weekends like last weekend as much as she does.

Do some research, check Portalocity pricing, spend the whole class period just browings Facebook or whatever. Rosa doesn't really care, but, hey, who doesn't like planning potential escape plans to places that don't suck as much?

Did she even have kids last weekend? Who knows! Did she stick around long enough to even find out? God no! And it wouldn't even be the first time! The first year, she showed up on the night that they left to find out that they'd even been there the whole time!

Rosa Diaz was a great mother.

I actually have a Wednesday off! Whaaaaat?

I also woke up at 1;30 in the morning unable to fall back asleep again because who needs consistant sleep patterns, right? UGH.

Bad Ass Bitch Life Lessons; Wednesday, First Period [04/15].

Sign In - BABLL, 04/15.

Re: Sign In - BABLL, 04/15.

Re: Sign In - BABLL, 04/15.

Listen to the Lecture - BABLL, 04/15.

Plan a Trip! - BABLL, 04/15.

Talk to Rosa - BABLL, 04/15.

OOC - BABLL, 04/15.