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fandomhigh2020-04-01 12:04 pm
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2020-04-01 12:04 pm
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Sex Education, Wednesday, April 1, 2020
"Right, so I opened my office to discover it was entirely full of condom balloon animals," Anakin began dryly, "which is not really a skill I think you need to develop and become experts in, and also made it difficult to get to my lesson plan on my desk."
He smiled. "Fortunately for you--" oh, so lucky, truly, "--I can lift things with my mind and therefore retrieved it without being smothered by condom rabbits."
There was a sentence that had probably never been uttered before.
"Today we shall be talking about masterbation."
In detail. With charts. Feel free to die of embarrassment any time, kids.
"Sidon, feel free to jump in with any differences among Zora."
Oh, look, it can get worse!
He smiled. "Fortunately for you--" oh, so lucky, truly, "--I can lift things with my mind and therefore retrieved it without being smothered by condom rabbits."
There was a sentence that had probably never been uttered before.
"Today we shall be talking about masterbation."
In detail. With charts. Feel free to die of embarrassment any time, kids.
"Sidon, feel free to jump in with any differences among Zora."
Oh, look, it can get worse!
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