Bad Ass Bitch Life Lessons; Wednesday, First Period [03/25].

[died8yearsago]

Rosa was not going to talk about how she just didn't show up for class last week. If anyone asked, Rosa still wasn't going to say anything about it, besides just staring at whoever asked and asking 'what class'?

She was going to get right into it this week, though. "Alright," she said, flicking the button on the projector, "let's see what nugget of wisdom we're working with this week."

When you're feeling stressed out,
it helps to make a nice hot cup of tea
and spill it on the lap of whoever's bugging you.

"Heh."

Oh, there was a lot of experience packed into that one little sound. Could that even have been a smile on Rosa's face?

"Okay," she said, turning to the class, "this one's actually good. Legit advice right there, but I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day, right? So. Let's talk stress relief. If you've never actually poured a cup of hot tea into an annoying person's lap before, I highly recommend it. It's very cathartic, and it's a easy to make it look like an accident, too."

Rosa never made it look like an accident.

"It is a pain to clean up, though," she added, "and can sometimes be a waste of perfectly good tea, and then sometimes HR gets involved or they insist you owe them for medical bills, even though it's just a second degree burn, suck it up, princess. But it, like punching, unfortunately, sometimes isn't always an option. So let's consider and discuss or whatever, since this is technically supposed to be a 'class'....what are some other bad ass ways of relieving a little stress, especially when dealing with an annoying coworker or classmate or sibling or parent or..."

She trailed off a little, as she realized that this list could have gone on and on and on...

[[ ocd on the way! is up! ]]

Comments

Sign In - BABLL, 03/25.

[died8yearsago]

Spilling the tea.

Listen to the Lecture - BABLL, 03/25.

[died8yearsago]

Maybe if you're quick enough, you could even grab photographic evidence that Rosa Diaz is in fact capable of smiling.

Discussion - BABLL, 03/25.

[died8yearsago]

What are some other ideas of dealing with stress and annoying people? Maybe Rosa will even write them up on the board, like a real class!, though likely under the headings of STUPID and NOT AS STUPID.

Talk to Rosa - BABLL, 03/25.

[died8yearsago]

While she's clearly in a very good mood.

Ahhh, memories.

OOC - BABLL, 03/25.

[died8yearsago]

I mean, she literally has an icon for this, soooo.....