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fandomhigh2020-03-11 05:21 am
died8yearsago) wrote in fandomhigh2020-03-11 05:21 am
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Bad Ass Bitch Life Lessons; Wednesday, First Period [03/11].].
"Alright," said Rosa, who was already sighing when she came into the classroom, pretty much on the spot, so that she could just go in, get class over with, and then hopefulyl be done with it, so if any of the students weren't already there...they weren't going to miss much. This class was such a throw-away that sometimes even Rosa felt a little bad at how pointless it was. "Time to get back to it."
She clocked the projector like it was a jukebox, turning it on, and then looking to see what popped up:
I need a vacation.
I'm running out of things to complain about at home.
She narrowed her eyes slightly, considering it and how to BS something into a lecture out of it. Really, if anything, this class was becoming just a way for her to fine tune her bullshit.
"Okay," she decided, turning to the class. "Two things on this one. One is that it shows an incredible lack of creativity to run out of things to complain about. There's always something to complain about. The key to being a bad ass about it is knowing which things to complain about are worth your time, and also making sure that your complaints are firm, unwavering, and succinct. Get to the damn point. You're complaining, not telling a story. People will stop listening past a certain point, so make it concise. In fact, I bet half of you have already stopped listening to this right now.
"Second? Okay, I know we just got back from vacation, but that first part about needed one is a mood."
And she'd stayed extra, even! She hadn't even been back yet for more than twenty-four hours.
"So, today, we work on complaining. And how to do it in a way to be heard and taken seriously instead of just ignored and considered annoying. Feel free to complain about whatever you want, and I'll tell you how you're wrong or whether it's valid. Bonus points if you complain about the vacation, unless your complaint is that it's 'too short,' in which case I hope you die in a terrible, fiery car crash some day."
Always so lovely, that Rosa.
"Okay, who's up first?"
She clocked the projector like it was a jukebox, turning it on, and then looking to see what popped up:
I'm running out of things to complain about at home.
She narrowed her eyes slightly, considering it and how to BS something into a lecture out of it. Really, if anything, this class was becoming just a way for her to fine tune her bullshit.
"Okay," she decided, turning to the class. "Two things on this one. One is that it shows an incredible lack of creativity to run out of things to complain about. There's always something to complain about. The key to being a bad ass about it is knowing which things to complain about are worth your time, and also making sure that your complaints are firm, unwavering, and succinct. Get to the damn point. You're complaining, not telling a story. People will stop listening past a certain point, so make it concise. In fact, I bet half of you have already stopped listening to this right now.
"Second? Okay, I know we just got back from vacation, but that first part about needed one is a mood."
And she'd stayed extra, even! She hadn't even been back yet for more than twenty-four hours.
"So, today, we work on complaining. And how to do it in a way to be heard and taken seriously instead of just ignored and considered annoying. Feel free to complain about whatever you want, and I'll tell you how you're wrong or whether it's valid. Bonus points if you complain about the vacation, unless your complaint is that it's 'too short,' in which case I hope you die in a terrible, fiery car crash some day."
Always so lovely, that Rosa.
"Okay, who's up first?"
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