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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-02-19 09:12 am
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Sex Education, Wednesday, February 19, 2020

"Welcome back," Anakin said. "I assume you are all back to what passes for teenagers in their right minds today. Today it is time for all of you but Theron to return your infants. Theron, of course, left his child with me--I'm assuming, generously, so I could raise him as a Jedi. My wife was...let's say less than thrilled to have a fake infant in the house for a week."

Said fake infant was currently sitting in a baby carrier in a tiny Jedi robe. Yes, Anakin could've just turned the robobaby off. No, he didn't because he was not-so-secretly a huge nerd.

"Tell me about your experience with parenthood this week. Theron, tell us about how it felt to leave a child behind."
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sith_happened: (Anakin: going temple smiting omg)

Sign in 2/19

[personal profile] sith_happened 2020-02-19 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ready to be done with parenthood.
in_sidon_we_trust: (m'lady)

Re: Sign in 2/19

[personal profile] in_sidon_we_trust 2020-02-19 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Prince Sidon
midichlorianfail: (Theron: kinda blank)

Re: Sign in 2/19

[personal profile] midichlorianfail 2020-02-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Theron Shan
mylandmyrules: (Default)

Re: Sign in 2/19

[personal profile] mylandmyrules 2020-02-21 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nell Ingram
sith_happened: (Default)

Listen to the lecture!

[personal profile] sith_happened 2020-02-19 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonder why Anakin has tiny Jedi robes just laying around his house.
sith_happened: (Default)

What did you learn?

[personal profile] sith_happened 2020-02-19 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh so handwavily!
in_sidon_we_trust: (we can do it!)

Re: What did you learn?

[personal profile] in_sidon_we_trust 2020-02-19 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Little Trent," yes, he named it Trent, "and I had an absolutely marvelous time together!" said Sidon, surprising no one. "He was particularly helpful at the animal shelter when I brought him with me there. Helping to take care of hatchlings isn't anything particularly new for me, though, as we Zora tend to raise our children communally, and so I've helped with the raising of many fine, upstanding Zora through the years, and will continue to do so in years to come as their prince and eventual king! My one regret is that we never had a chance to go and perhaps do some waterwall climbing, as there are hardly any passable waterfalls around here to climb, but that was always my favorite as a hatchling!"
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sith_happened: (Anakin: going temple smiting omg)

Talk to Anakin!

[personal profile] sith_happened 2020-02-19 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Who will miss his little robobaby!

Rory...would not miss his little robobaby. At all.
sith_happened: (x bb padawan so s rs)

OOC

[personal profile] sith_happened 2020-02-19 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Freaking allergies are starting ALREADY. We didn't even get snow. Freaking climate change.
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