How To Be Civilized, Friday, Period 3

[1000yearstoolate]

"This week we're going to have an easy class," Seivarden said, smiling at the students. "This might seem like a silly thing, but as I know most people on the island have a problem with it, I felt it needed to be adressed."

She gestured at a table where food has been arranged, a selection similar to what you would find at a Fandom picnic. Mainly finger food.

"Never, ever, eat food with bare hands. Not even with a knife and fork of course, but definitely not finger food. There's cutlery available, although of course you can eat pastries with your hands, but don't stain your gloves like a five year old."

Looking around the classroom, Seivarden continued: "Well, that should be easy enough. And of course there's tea for you all."

[Wait for ODC OCD is up]

Comments

Re: Eat food

[thishouseishaunted]

"I mean," Mae said. "You are living here."

Re: Eat food

[1000yearstoolate]

"Not for long enough for people to make the whole planet inhabitable," Seivarden said.

Re: Eat food

[thishouseishaunted]

"How do you know? Anything could happen at any moment."

Re: Eat food

[1000yearstoolate]

"That's not the point of this class," Seivarden said. "Take your philosophical questions to someone else."

Re: Eat food

[thishouseishaunted]

"The point of this class is stupid," Mae said. "What do you think fingers are even for?"