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fandomhigh2020-01-24 09:34 am
1000yearstoolate) wrote in fandomhigh2020-01-24 09:34 am
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How To Be Civilized, Friday, Period 3
"This week we're going to have an easy class," Seivarden said, smiling at the students. "This might seem like a silly thing, but as I know most people on the island have a problem with it, I felt it needed to be adressed."
She gestured at a table where food has been arranged, a selection similar to what you would find at a Fandom picnic. Mainly finger food.
"Never, ever, eat food with bare hands. Not even with a knife and fork of course, but definitely not finger food. There's cutlery available, although of course you can eat pastries with your hands, but don't stain your gloves like a five year old."
Looking around the classroom, Seivarden continued: "Well, that should be easy enough. And of course there's tea for you all."
[Wait for ODC OCD is up]
She gestured at a table where food has been arranged, a selection similar to what you would find at a Fandom picnic. Mainly finger food.
"Never, ever, eat food with bare hands. Not even with a knife and fork of course, but definitely not finger food. There's cutlery available, although of course you can eat pastries with your hands, but don't stain your gloves like a five year old."
Looking around the classroom, Seivarden continued: "Well, that should be easy enough. And of course there's tea for you all."
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"No?"
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Seivarden wrinkled her nose.
"Dirty socks."
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"Did you know that the German word for 'gloves' translates to 'hand finger shoes'?" Mae asked.
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"I'm not wearing dirty socks on my hands." She used the laundry room just as often as anyone else! Almost as often as anyone else.
On a semi-regular basis, anyway.
"What kind of idiot would wear dirty socks on her hands?"
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Mae blinked back at her. She was imagining a variety of very uncivilized activities she could be getting up to right now with a baseball bat, a dumpster, and possibly a pet possum.
"I once found a candy bar on the roof of the Food Donkey back home," she said. "It was unwrapped and everything." She narrowed her eyes at Seivarden. "And then I ate it!"
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