Advanced Journalism (Tuesday, April 4 - 2nd period)

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"Good morning," Rita said, looking very, very hungover. "Today I'd like you to start assembling a list of questions to ask your interviewees for your final. You may also spend the time thinking about who you're interviewing, if you haven't decided."

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Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John tries to shake his head.

"Yes, come out and play," the voice taunts smoothly.

No. John stays put.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

And Rory? Starting to get worried.

"John? Honey? Do you want me to get someone?"

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Hard to tell her anything when he's a zebra. Rita Skeeter really is a vapid, old broad.

So, trying to get some kind of attention, he pokes his head out slightly.

"My. Aren't you cute."

He resists the urge to go back and hide.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory took a picture with her phone, sent it to Aeryn, and offered the zebra a cookie.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John immediately goes back to his hiding place.

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[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe frowns at John, and at Rory. "Come on John, come out and you can have a yummy cookie."

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Your friends certainly have a certain love of cookies."

John, deciding enough was enough, shot out from his hiding spot and went to hide under Rita's robes.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[mycanonhatesme]

"Ah, now that's more like it. Go to your cuddlebunny!" Chloe grins.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita stood up. "Get away, Mr. Crichton."

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John clings to Rita's leg, wanting to be a boy again.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita attempted to pry him off her leg.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

This was one time, just this once, that John needed Rita to user her powers and change him back so he could run like hell outta the classroom.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

And, since she's Rita and mean like that, she said, "I think I'll keep you this way."

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John kicks her with a wee hoof and bites her ankle.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita sighed and used her wand to flick him away.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Scorpius is standing next to Professor Skeeter.

"Find her weak point. Strike there."

And John, stupidly, listen. And then runs back under Rita's robes, headbutts her leg, bites her ankle, and uses the bathroom on her robes.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita, annoyed and disgusted, rolled her eyes and began to levitate zebra!John away from her.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John just wants to be a damn boy again.

So, he just keeps on using the bathroom. He drank a Big Gulp earlier.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww."

Rory expressed her opinion on this.

And then took another picture and sent it to Aeryn.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John just...gives up. He's tired and hallucinating and this is not working.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

And Rita is bored, so she flicks her wand, turns him back into a boy, and drops him onto the ground.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Scorpius sucks his teeth, standing at John's feet.

"She...is a feisty one. I wondr what I'd see if I were to look inside her mind."

"Giraffes. And Rogaine," John answers, rubbing his eyes.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Are you okay?" Rory asked, concerned.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Why do you ask?" John blinks at her and covers his eyes again.

Re: Work/Animal transformations/Etc.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Because you're acting weirder than usual."