Badass Bitch Survival Guide, Friday, period 1

[betterthanaplan]

There was a note stuck on the usual classroom door when the students arrived, directing them to the Danger Shop. When they got there, they'd find it programmed to a replica of the school's administration office, complete with bored office admins.

And an angry moose.

"Your usual badass mentor once told me that she wasn't afraid of our dear sweet administration moose," Duke said, from where he leaned against the wall just inside the door (a good distance from the admin moose). "Having grown up in an area where moose roam free and wild, I can tell you with authority that, if that's true, it's just about the most badass thing I can think of."

The moose tossed his enormous antlers with a snort.

"So today your assignment is to fight the moose." Duke pulled a bag of popcorn out of his jacket. "Have fun."

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Re: Fight the moose

[unusual_sith]

"Why are we fighting the moose?" Lana wanted to know.

Re: Fight the moose

[betterthanaplan]

Duke shrugged. "Because it thinks it can decide your fate?"

Re: Fight the moose

[unusual_sith]

"Let it think that," Lana answered with a shrug. "It can't, it makes it happy, and it doesn't bother me."

Re: Fight the moose

[betterthanaplan]

"That's cute," Duke said. "And when the moose decides to enforce its choices?"

The moose lowered its head, enormous antlers aimed towards Lana. It huffed through its nose, and let out a bellow.

Re: Fight the moose

[unusual_sith]

Lana shrugged, eyeing it. "That depends on what its choices are."

Re: Fight the moose

[betterthanaplan]

“At the moment its choice looks like it’s to fight you.”

Re: Fight the moose

[unusual_sith]

"Then my choice is go away," Lana said, putting Duke between her and the moose.

Re: Fight the moose

[betterthanaplan]

“Interesting,” Duke said, unconcerned. He’d programmed this moose after all. “Go where?”