Duke Crocker (
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fandomhigh2019-12-13 01:07 am
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Badass Bitch Survival Guide, Friday, period 1
There was a note stuck on the usual classroom door when the students arrived, directing them to the Danger Shop. When they got there, they'd find it programmed to a replica of the school's administration office, complete with bored office admins.
And an angry moose.
"Your usual badass mentor once told me that she wasn't afraid of our dear sweet administration moose," Duke said, from where he leaned against the wall just inside the door (a good distance from the admin moose). "Having grown up in an area where moose roam free and wild, I can tell you with authority that, if that's true, it's just about the most badass thing I can think of."
The moose tossed his enormous antlers with a snort.
"So today your assignment is to fight the moose." Duke pulled a bag of popcorn out of his jacket. "Have fun."
And an angry moose.
"Your usual badass mentor once told me that she wasn't afraid of our dear sweet administration moose," Duke said, from where he leaned against the wall just inside the door (a good distance from the admin moose). "Having grown up in an area where moose roam free and wild, I can tell you with authority that, if that's true, it's just about the most badass thing I can think of."
The moose tossed his enormous antlers with a snort.
"So today your assignment is to fight the moose." Duke pulled a bag of popcorn out of his jacket. "Have fun."

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