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fandomhigh2019-12-13 12:41 am
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2019-12-13 12:41 am
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Practical Life Skills, Thursday, 3rd Period
The Tavern was somewhat different today. For starters there were a lot more NPCs in it. As well as piles of various kinds of loot. And cash registers. With no one behind them.
Anyone have a bad feeling about this?
No? Well, you will as soon as the jingle starts playing. And Magnus, of course, sang along completely off key.
"It's retail season!"
"One of the more inventive forms of torture this world has come up with." Cara did not like shopping, no.
"Just be glad we legally couldn't get Garfield the Deals Warlock to come teach you," Magnus warned. "He's creepy."
"Your job is to find the best loot, but there's only a limited amount and everyone else wants it too." Because of course there were, and of course they did.
"Retail battle royale! It's like a PubG!" What?
"What?" Never mind, Cara wasn't sure she wanted to know. "No hitting the staff though, they're just trying to do their jobs."
"Totally hit each other, though!" Magnus, no.
"Remember, it's anyone's loot until you have the receipt." Cara, no.
Anyone have a bad feeling about this?
No? Well, you will as soon as the jingle starts playing. And Magnus, of course, sang along completely off key.
"It's retail season!"
"One of the more inventive forms of torture this world has come up with." Cara did not like shopping, no.
"Just be glad we legally couldn't get Garfield the Deals Warlock to come teach you," Magnus warned. "He's creepy."
"Your job is to find the best loot, but there's only a limited amount and everyone else wants it too." Because of course there were, and of course they did.
"Retail battle royale! It's like a PubG!" What?
"What?" Never mind, Cara wasn't sure she wanted to know. "No hitting the staff though, they're just trying to do their jobs."
"Totally hit each other, though!" Magnus, no.
"Remember, it's anyone's loot until you have the receipt." Cara, no.
Listen to Cara and Magnus! - PSL [13]