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fandomhigh2019-12-02 03:30 pm
my_own_advocate) wrote in fandomhigh2019-12-02 03:30 pm
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Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday
"It's Christmas, and there's chocolate," Lucifer sighed. He was slouched over in the chair behind his desk. "Why in Father's name are you lot even here?"
He wondered that frequently, truth be told, but whatever.
"Right, police work," he said. "Is a thing. That we're studying here in this class. And sometimes? Police work is very boring. Very, excruciatingly dull, in fact."
He sat up. "Which is why there are multiple boxes on one side of this room," he said, "And sheets of paper and objects on the other side of the room. I want you all to go through the sheets of papers and the objects, try not to go mad from the boredom of it all, and sort them all into the correct box."
He was having a bad day. Repression was not something you could always manage consistently.
"And then at the end of it all, you can tell me whether or not this work makes you want to do crimes. Chop chop."
He wondered that frequently, truth be told, but whatever.
"Right, police work," he said. "Is a thing. That we're studying here in this class. And sometimes? Police work is very boring. Very, excruciatingly dull, in fact."
He sat up. "Which is why there are multiple boxes on one side of this room," he said, "And sheets of paper and objects on the other side of the room. I want you all to go through the sheets of papers and the objects, try not to go mad from the boredom of it all, and sort them all into the correct box."
He was having a bad day. Repression was not something you could always manage consistently.
"And then at the end of it all, you can tell me whether or not this work makes you want to do crimes. Chop chop."
The Boxes
1. The form describes a petty theft involving some items of food.
2. Three people were caught fighting in an alleyway.
3. ... form three describes a bizarre jaunt of drunken debauchery all across Baltimore, involving three cabs, a llama, a Fabergé egg, five actual eggs, a damaged Mustang and Alexa.
What goes where?