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Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday

"It's Christmas, and there's chocolate," Lucifer sighed. He was slouched over in the chair behind his desk. "Why in Father's name are you lot even here?"

He wondered that frequently, truth be told, but whatever.

"Right, police work," he said. "Is a thing. That we're studying here in this class. And sometimes? Police work is very boring. Very, excruciatingly dull, in fact."

He sat up. "Which is why there are multiple boxes on one side of this room," he said, "And sheets of paper and objects on the other side of the room. I want you all to go through the sheets of papers and the objects, try not to go mad from the boredom of it all, and sort them all into the correct box."

He was having a bad day. Repression was not something you could always manage consistently.

"And then at the end of it all, you can tell me whether or not this work makes you want to do crimes. Chop chop."

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Boredly.

Prompto Argentum

Gratuity Tucci

Nell Ingram

Lana Beniko

The papers, at least, all seem to belong to an object. But they're strewn across the table without their objects. Meanwhile, in the corner is a large pile of objects: items of clothing, bags of... something, hair, nail clippers, an empty plastic bag that used to hold bread, some jewelry, several strips of fingerprints...

There's a lot. None of it is in order.

Three boxes, all in all.

1. The form describes a petty theft involving some items of food.
2. Three people were caught fighting in an alleyway.
3. ... form three describes a bizarre jaunt of drunken debauchery all across Baltimore, involving three cabs, a llama, a Fabergé egg, five actual eggs, a damaged Mustang and Alexa.

What goes where?