Detective Rosa Diaz (
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fandomhigh2019-11-01 07:05 am
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Bad Ass Bitch Survival Guide; Friday, First Period [11/01].
At the start of class, Rosa was sitting behind the desk, her feet up, picking at her nails. She had a pretty good feeling what was going to happen with the class, but, hey, who knew? A lot could happen between the hours of the middle of the night and the start of the actual class.
"Alright," she said, once it was time to get going, looking over the gathered students, "I'm assuming one of you, at least, managed to secure the hatchet, and if not, then...I'm very disappointed in you, you all fail."
No, no, they didn't.
"So, after our Best Bad Ass Bitch reveals herself, we're going to mostly spend the rest of the class with a nice highlight reel I put together this morning of all the hijinx from the security cams I put up basically everywhere in those hallways. Hope none of you did anything too embarrassing, but, hey, I brought popcorn. And, if you want, we can even discuss where everyone went totally wrong and what to improve on for next time."
Who didn't love a movie day, right? Especially when the movie was themselves.
"Alright," she said, once it was time to get going, looking over the gathered students, "I'm assuming one of you, at least, managed to secure the hatchet, and if not, then...I'm very disappointed in you, you all fail."
No, no, they didn't.
"So, after our Best Bad Ass Bitch reveals herself, we're going to mostly spend the rest of the class with a nice highlight reel I put together this morning of all the hijinx from the security cams I put up basically everywhere in those hallways. Hope none of you did anything too embarrassing, but, hey, I brought popcorn. And, if you want, we can even discuss where everyone went totally wrong and what to improve on for next time."
Who didn't love a movie day, right? Especially when the movie was themselves.

Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
She'd never thought of courses like that as being fun before, but honestly, that looked it.
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
"Dude. You know the danger shop? I totally know where you can find two of those out in town."
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
"I don't know, probably? It's really nice to be able to go there and smash things when I feel like it, anyway."
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
"You like smashing things, too? I don't have nearly enough smashy friends around here. "
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
"Oh dude! Do you have anger issues, too? Does your therapist make you keep a journal?"
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
“I don’t know, to ‘externalize my thoughts’ and ‘have a healthy outlet’ or whatever.”
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
“Beating on things is what got me in trouble in the first place? So I guess not.”
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
“Um. Yeah. I definitely was.”
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.
“A kid?” Mae shrugged, looking at her feet. “He almost died.”
Re: Highlight Reel! - BABSG, 11/01.