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Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] my_own_advocate) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-10-28 04:59 pm
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Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday

Today, the class would meet Lucifer...

... at the gym.

Was Lucifer wearing gym teacher apparel? Damn right he was. In fact, he looked entirely too enthusiastic about the Stars and Stripes-patterned shorts he was wearing. "Before we get back to the cerebral," he said, "Sometimes policework is all about chasing down your suspect and apprehending them. That means running." Beat. "And we can't all be in as perfect a physical shape as I am. So today, you will be running quite a bit. Up and down. Until you can't."

He pointed aside helpfully. "Anyone who runs out of breath can go on the trampoline."

He blew the whistle.

Why did he blow the whistle? Because he could, frankly. He had a whistle!