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Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday

Today, the class would meet Lucifer...

... at the gym.

Was Lucifer wearing gym teacher apparel? Damn right he was. In fact, he looked entirely too enthusiastic about the Stars and Stripes-patterned shorts he was wearing. "Before we get back to the cerebral," he said, "Sometimes policework is all about chasing down your suspect and apprehending them. That means running." Beat. "And we can't all be in as perfect a physical shape as I am. So today, you will be running quite a bit. Up and down. Until you can't."

He pointed aside helpfully. "Anyone who runs out of breath can go on the trampoline."

He blew the whistle.

Why did he blow the whistle? Because he could, frankly. He had a whistle!

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Out of breath.

Prompto Argentum

Nell Ingram

Gratuity Tucci

Eleanor Shellstrop

Jack (Woods)

Oh, this'll be fun.

You've all done this one, haven't you? A whistle sounds, you run. A whistle sounds, you better be on the other side and ready to run back.

Over and over and over.

Nell was not putting on gym clothes, thank you very much. Which meant she was running in a long skirt. Still she lasted quiet a long time before she had to stop.

... until you can't. And then you get to go jump on the giant trampolines.

What?

Lucifer isn't a monster.

He's definitely enjoying himself today.

Nothing says fun like having to ditch work to take your mom to the hospital because she might be tearing the other retina now. (She's fine, thank god.)