mother_forker: (Um. No. I don't think so.)
Eleanor Shellstrop ([personal profile] mother_forker) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-10-24 11:34 am
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The Library - Thursday

Eleanor was not having a good week. First it was raining candy corn, then everywhere she walked she kept jumping and shrieking at every scary noise that happened.

And then there was blood syrup coffee. Gross.

And now every where she looked? Forking Clowns.

So the books were once again being ignored today as she stood on the main desk with a baseball bat.

"ALL RIGHT MOTHER FORKERS! YOU WANT TO PLAY? COME AT ME!"

It wasn't working very well.