Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday

[my_own_advocate]

"Hello, children!"

How did Lucifer manage to pair that bright grin with a look that read please stay at the agreed-upon distance? "Welcome to our crime scene."

... They were in the Danger Shop, yes, made up to look like the intersection in front of Lucifer's new house. There was a body on the ground, on the steps of the Post Office, and the wreckage of a rickshaw just a few feet away, in front of Fast Eddie's.

"Today is the first of our classes on observation. Observe the crime scene."

A long pause.

"... Well, go on, observe the crime scene. Do I have to do everything around here?"

You could, presumably, at least try to give them some kind of sense what they should be looking for, Lucifer.

He did not.

Comments

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mother_forker]

"Yo creepy teacher," Eleanor called out from the street. "Normally the next step in a crime tv show would be to go into the post office and ask questions. However I've been banned for life on entering a post office. I won't get busted will I?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[my_own_advocate]

"We're in a computer simulation. Of course not," Lucifer tsked. "Speaking of which, you've got some moxy with the iPhone, and you're making a head start on our class about acceptable evidence sampling, but this is a simulation and bringing that with you is futile."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mother_forker]

"Shirt. I got to pay for one? Fork that."

And then she went back to try and break into the phone.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[my_own_advocate]

"It's really a lot easier to get away with when you stick to confiscated edibles and coke!" Lucifer called after her, like the role model he was.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mother_forker]

"Thank you! That's creepy but good advice!"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[my_own_advocate]

"Not creepy!" Lucifer called after her. Helpfully!