Detention, Saturday, APRIL FOOL'S DAY! [9am - 4pm]

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

When the Jaye and Peter first walk into the Danger Shop, it looks like a typical classroom: desks, chairs, chalkboards, etc. The only thing missing is a teacher to run detention.

There is something written in a somewhat messy scrawl across the front blackboard:

PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS AND WAIT PATIENTLY

[[ETA OOC: OCD threads: are there. I will be adding info to the activities after both students arrive. Feel free to start the 'wtf?' in the first thread and I will jump in shortly after. Detention will run until 4pm FHT or until all activities are completed.]]

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Take your seats and wait patiently

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

Speculate, bicker, whatever.

Re: Take your seats and wait patiently

[fates_jaye]

Jaye takes a seat. Already grumbling. Detention itself is fine. Peter? Not so fine.

She wonders if she can institute the five minute rule if the teacher doesn't show.

Re: Take your seats and wait patiently

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter walked into the shop with a smile on his face. Not that he's happy about the situation, but a smile might bug Jaye. And that would be funny.

"Good morning," he said as he took his seat.

Re: Take your seats and wait patiently

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

Now that both students are seated, the door to the danger shop swings shut with an ominous locking sound. As the echoes of that noise fade into silence, the room around them begins to change. The desks in which Jaye and Peter are sitting remain the same, but everything around them begins to darken and grow. The windows disappear and hissing, dripping steam pipes grow out of the ceiling.

Once the room is done shifting, Jaye and Peter find themselves in what appears to be the deep basement of the school. The room around them is much larger than normal, making them seem to be about one third of their normal height.

If they look again to the front of the room, they will see a gremlin perched on an old teacher's desk in front of a free standing blackboard, grinning at them. The most unusual thing about this gremlin is that he appears to be man sized.

Re: Take your seats and wait patiently

[fates_jaye]

"Um," says Jaye.

Re: Take your seats and wait patiently

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

The gremlin hopped up and walked across the desk toward the blackboard. Once it reached the far edge, it crouched down and took a flying leap for a small rope hanging to one side of the frame of the board. Catching it successfully, it slowly fell to the ground and the board spun to reveal the other side.

Upon which was written the list of the day's activities written in the same scrawl:

1. Graffiti name on roof. Use vents. Beware Mallet Girl. Get shinies. Accompanying this is a very simple drawing of a girl with a ponytail and a croquet mallet. Her hair is pink.

2. Get bell from 405. Beware Make Us Floaty Boy. Again, there is a simplistic drawing. This time it is of a figure in robes with a funny, but familiar, haircut.

3. Food! Food good.

4. Bite He Who Hunts Us. Another drawing. This one is of a boy in a suit holding a Lacrosse stick with a gremlin chomping on on of his legs.

The gremlin walked out in front of the desk, pointed at the entrance to the ventilation system behind them, and waved them on their way.

Re: Take your seats and wait patiently

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter read the instructions. "I would have chosen the roaches over this. You think you're ready?" he asked Jaye.

Graffiti in - Activity One

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

Wait for explanation, please.

Re: Graffiti in - Activity One

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

[[Make your way - together - through the ventilation system, dodging obstacles and collecting any shinies you find, to the roof where you will both need to graffiti your names large enough to be seen by any low flying aircraft.]]

Re: Graffiti in - Activity One

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter stood by the vent entrance and shrugged. "Okay. We have to get to the roof. One of us has powers that will get us up there quickly. That would be me. I say we just dart up as fast as we can."

Ooo! Shiny! - Activity Two

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

Wait for explanation, please.

Re: Ooo! Shiny! - Activity Two

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

[[After you successfully graffiti your names on the roof, go down to room 405 to retrieve a very special bell. Watch out for the room's occupant!]]

Re: Ooo! Shiny! - Activity Two

[fates_jaye]

So, they are on the roof. Which has Jaye asking, "Do we just jump on down to the fourth floor, then?"

Lunch!

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Lunch is closed to visitors today to keep the detainees from fleeing.]]

For lunch today, there is a selection of anything that could have been stolen out of a common room refrigerator (nothing spoiled though): cold pizza, a few cans of cheap soda, a half empty carton of milk, stuff to make sandwiches, LOTS of condiments, etc. Most of the containers probably have other students' names written on them.

Re: Lunch!

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter grabbed a soda and a few slices of cold pizza. And then he tried to eat quietly because he was sure he'd be talking to Jaye again during the next activity.

Re: Lunch!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye wants pizza. But Peter's making pizza. So she makes a sandwich and sits down. Quietly.

Bite Mark Blanco - Activity Three

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

This one is kind of self explanatory, but wait for further information, please.

Re: Bite Mark Blanco - Activity Three

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

[[Mark Blanco is sitting in the common room, watching TV and swinging his Lacrosse stick. One of you must successfully bite him to complete this activity. If either of you gets 'smooshed', the simulation will restart from the beginning (neither character would actually get hit. Full safeties are on in the shop and it will stop just before the blow would strike... or something).]]

Re: Bite Mark Blanco - Activity Three

[fates_jaye]

Having handwaved into the not!common room, Jaye tilts her head at this Mark Blanco guy and says, "Heeeeeeeeeeee."

OOC

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

What?

Re: OOC

[fates_jaye]

Who's Mark Blanco? Is he cute?

Re: OOC

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. He wears suits a lot and carries around a lacrosse stick. He might just look like a student who goes to school here, but that is probably just coincidence.

Re: OOC

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

This is awesomely bizarre. :)

FYI, I am at work right now so I'll be slow for the next couple hours. I should be home and good to go full-speed just after lunchtime.

Re: OOC

[fates_jaye]

And I will be heading out for prettification errands. Will be back around the same time as Nick, actually.

Re: OOC

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Did you ever know that you're my hero?