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fandomhigh2019-08-15 09:51 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2019-08-15 09:51 pm
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Abridged Sex Ed, Thursday, Period Three
Neither Cara or Magnus were present today. Instead there was a not at all terrifying baby doll at the front of the class."Your teachers were bad toys who wanted you to know bad things."
"Bad, not Fun things," another terrifying doll said. "We don't want that now, do we?"
For plump little dolls, they sure were threatening.
It was the eyes, the soulless, empty eyes. "You only want to know Good, Fun things. Like the best places to find babies."
So you could avoid them, if the babies were anything like these dolls.
"Like cabbage patches," the other doll chimed in with a horrible sing-song. "All good toys come from there."
"Good toys that want a mommy and daddy like one of you." Please note that they specified one mommy and one daddy. No non-traditional non-nuclear familial structures here! Those weren't good!
Mmm. Hereronornativity. Just what the weird, toy fascism ordered.
"So, today we're going to talk about things that make us happy." And only those things. "Playing dress up and destroying those who seek to topple the system make me happy," one doll said with a giggle.
"Tea parties and the noises the junkyard makes when there are bad toys inside make me happy," agreed the other.
Yay? Fun?
"Now it's your turn to share!"
Remember not to say anything that a bad toy might!
"Bad, not Fun things," another terrifying doll said. "We don't want that now, do we?"
For plump little dolls, they sure were threatening.
It was the eyes, the soulless, empty eyes. "You only want to know Good, Fun things. Like the best places to find babies."
So you could avoid them, if the babies were anything like these dolls.
"Like cabbage patches," the other doll chimed in with a horrible sing-song. "All good toys come from there."
"Good toys that want a mommy and daddy like one of you." Please note that they specified one mommy and one daddy. No non-traditional non-nuclear familial structures here! Those weren't good!
Mmm. Hereronornativity. Just what the weird, toy fascism ordered.
"So, today we're going to talk about things that make us happy." And only those things. "Playing dress up and destroying those who seek to topple the system make me happy," one doll said with a giggle.
"Tea parties and the noises the junkyard makes when there are bad toys inside make me happy," agreed the other.
Yay? Fun?
"Now it's your turn to share!"
Remember not to say anything that a bad toy might!
Sign In - ASE [07]
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Listen to the Creepy Fascist Dolls - ASE [07]
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Except she couldn't skip class, because that would give away the fact that she recognized that this was a totalitarian nightmare full of brainwashing and body horror.
Really. Insult to injury, here.
She never thought she'd miss her usual teachers.
Re: Listen to the Creepy Fascist Dolls - ASE [07]
That was Shuri's excuse for being very close to Mae today.
Re: Listen to the Creepy Fascist Dolls - ASE [07]
Could you believe this shit, other terrified plushie cat?
Share Things That Make You Happy - ASE [07]
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Oh, how very, very much Mae wanted to be bad.
Seeing as she had no mouth and no voice box of any kind right now, either, Mae made due with the vaguest, most enthusiastic gestures she could muster. In her head, she was describing all the dirty, broken baby dolls she and her friends back home had found in the woods around town over the years, hairless and half-buried in muck and frequently graffitied with obscenities. Right now, those memories made her very happy indeed.
Another thing that made her happy: the general lack of mind reading ability amongst her fellow toys. . . .
OOC - ASE [07]