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fandomhigh2019-08-02 05:31 am
died8yearsago) wrote in fandomhigh2019-08-02 05:31 am
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Fandom Gladiators Part DEUX! - First Period, Friday, 08/02.
If Rosa was a nicer person, a more considerate, sympathetic soul, she might have realized that perhaps everyone on the island would have had enough of ridiculous platformer conventions and challenges and could use a break by the time Friday rolled around. But if Rosa was nicer and more considerate, she wouldn't be Rosa now, would she? Suck it up. It was good for you.
Plus, she was pretty sure there was at least a handful of you weirdos (teachers included) that were still eating this crap up.
So when they all got to the danger shop, they'd find she'd set it up a little differently from the usual arena. There were two towering walls with a series of tilted rebar platforms and ladders and barrels. And fireballs. Because why not?
"Alright, guys," she said. "Time for a little climbing obstacle course race. Try to think of this week as practice for this moment right here. Whichever team gets all their members to the top first wins. Once you do get to the top, you'll be sent over to the top of the opposing team's tower, where you can start throwing barrels to impede their progress. Since the," ugh, "students won last time, they have an advantage this week. I got Fosse to start us out with the barrel-tossing on the top of the teacher's side. And, you guys, this guy cleans our offices. He's not going to make this easy.
"If there aren't any questions....get up and let's get started."
[[ ocdincoming! is up! ]]
Plus, she was pretty sure there was at least a handful of you weirdos (teachers included) that were still eating this crap up.
So when they all got to the danger shop, they'd find she'd set it up a little differently from the usual arena. There were two towering walls with a series of tilted rebar platforms and ladders and barrels. And fireballs. Because why not?
"Alright, guys," she said. "Time for a little climbing obstacle course race. Try to think of this week as practice for this moment right here. Whichever team gets all their members to the top first wins. Once you do get to the top, you'll be sent over to the top of the opposing team's tower, where you can start throwing barrels to impede their progress. Since the," ugh, "students won last time, they have an advantage this week. I got Fosse to start us out with the barrel-tossing on the top of the teacher's side. And, you guys, this guy cleans our offices. He's not going to make this easy.
"If there aren't any questions....get up and let's get started."
[[ ocd
Re: Race to the Top - Gladiators, 08/02.
Aaaand on the other hand, that didn't stop him from having Jedi reflexes when a barrel came careening his way. So while he was kind of taking his time getting to the top, he was also occasionally just spinning on his heel in order to smack the hell out of the barrels that Fosse was throwing his way.
With his tail.
... Okay, so it was handy, apparently.