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fandomhigh2019-07-30 09:58 am
imafuturist) wrote in fandomhigh2019-07-30 09:58 am
Wilderness Adventures (Now With More Indoor Things) - 2nd Period, Tuesday
The danger shop was done up to be a replication of a city that wasn't New York for a change! Instead it was Chicago.
Specifically it was along Michigan Ave at Millennium Park. Because The Bean was super photogenic.
"Today we'll be discussing how to handle tourists in their native environment," Tony said, carefully dodging out of the way a huge group of them.
"There are usually pretty easy to spot," Steve added. "They tend to move in herds, sometimes led by a person with an umbrella. They are never paying attention."
"Cameras at the ready," Tony added. "That's not to say they're bad people or anything. They're just..."
"Distracted," Steve said. Judgmentally. "It's also why a lot of them have their wallets stolen. Which we are not teaching you to do."
Because he's met some of you, Fandom.
"But if you live in a major city, hordes of tourists are impossible to avoid if you're trying to go some place popular. They hang out in giant groups in front of Avengers Tower in my New York trying to get a glimpse of Thor and Tony."
Tony shrugged like what could you do. "So, your mission today will be to make it through the city to get lunch, dodging Segways and people in non-ironic fanny packs."
Specifically it was along Michigan Ave at Millennium Park. Because The Bean was super photogenic.
"Today we'll be discussing how to handle tourists in their native environment," Tony said, carefully dodging out of the way a huge group of them.
"There are usually pretty easy to spot," Steve added. "They tend to move in herds, sometimes led by a person with an umbrella. They are never paying attention."
"Cameras at the ready," Tony added. "That's not to say they're bad people or anything. They're just..."
"Distracted," Steve said. Judgmentally. "It's also why a lot of them have their wallets stolen. Which we are not teaching you to do."
Because he's met some of you, Fandom.
"But if you live in a major city, hordes of tourists are impossible to avoid if you're trying to go some place popular. They hang out in giant groups in front of Avengers Tower in my New York trying to get a glimpse of Thor and Tony."
Tony shrugged like what could you do. "So, your mission today will be to make it through the city to get lunch, dodging Segways and people in non-ironic fanny packs."
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