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fandomhigh2019-07-11 10:43 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2019-07-11 10:43 am
Abridged Sex Ed, Thursday, Period Three
Your teachers were just gonna ignore any weirdness going on outside of class unless they could stab it. Then they'd stab the hell out of things.
So, for now they were sort of aggressively clutching at a few pamphlets with titles like 'Your Changing Body' and 'Why Do I Feel This Way?' They totally looked like they were fron the 80's.
"So, today we're gonna talk about The Sex," Magnus said with a totally confident nod.
Cara seemed far too pleased. Be afraid. "Since we can't assume any of you have the slightest clue, we're going to start with the basics."
"We are?" Oh god, he wasn't expected her to go this route.
At least she wasn't going to get into the question of what actually counted as sex? Much. "Generally sex occurs when at least two people decide that one of them is going to stick parts of their anatomy inside the other's." She held up her hands and gestured to demonstrate. "As far as the pamphlets are concerned these parts are a cock and a cunt, but that makes a lot of assumptions."
"Penis and vagina," Magnus added a little frantically. Because he wasn't a cool teacher, okay? He just wasn't. "Yeah, these pamphlets are pretty heteronormative."
Thanks, Travis.
"I mean," he said, doubling down on the gruff Magnus voice. "There can be other combinations of parts."
Cool, skewed idea of what constitutes appropriate, same thing really. "There doesn't even always need to be penetration, sometimes it's more grinding."
Thanks, Cara.
"Sooo, let's watch this sex ed movie from the 80s and point out all the inaccuracies!" Magnus found his own fun here.
So, for now they were sort of aggressively clutching at a few pamphlets with titles like 'Your Changing Body' and 'Why Do I Feel This Way?' They totally looked like they were fron the 80's.
"So, today we're gonna talk about The Sex," Magnus said with a totally confident nod.
Cara seemed far too pleased. Be afraid. "Since we can't assume any of you have the slightest clue, we're going to start with the basics."
"We are?" Oh god, he wasn't expected her to go this route.
At least she wasn't going to get into the question of what actually counted as sex? Much. "Generally sex occurs when at least two people decide that one of them is going to stick parts of their anatomy inside the other's." She held up her hands and gestured to demonstrate. "As far as the pamphlets are concerned these parts are a cock and a cunt, but that makes a lot of assumptions."
"Penis and vagina," Magnus added a little frantically. Because he wasn't a cool teacher, okay? He just wasn't. "Yeah, these pamphlets are pretty heteronormative."
Thanks, Travis.
"I mean," he said, doubling down on the gruff Magnus voice. "There can be other combinations of parts."
Cool, skewed idea of what constitutes appropriate, same thing really. "There doesn't even always need to be penetration, sometimes it's more grinding."
Thanks, Cara.
"Sooo, let's watch this sex ed movie from the 80s and point out all the inaccuracies!" Magnus found his own fun here.
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